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Hi, my name is Lauren, welcome to Jackass.
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I am the #bummest of them all and no one can tell me otherwise.

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super intense close up selfie xxxx

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“the police will never find my grinder lol” 

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It’s not that hard. 

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the gripping saga continues 

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today, on okcupid 

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I AM SCREAMING SOMEONE ON OK CUPID OFFERED ME 4K TO SIT ON HIS FACE.

I NEVER EVEN SAID MY ASS WAS GOOD WHAT DO I DO HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THIS

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Sweet mother of monkey milk

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I’m 81 lbs down.

That means less than 20 to go

I’m almost done 

I’m almost done.


This is a really big moment for me and I’m crying because I’m so happy and I’m just so grateful that I’ve been able to do this for myself and I’m so grateful for all the support my family/friends and surgeon and nutritionist have given me, because this has changed my life forever.
I’m just so happy and I can’t stop crying oh my god. 

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THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT PREGNANCY IS LIKE IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

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